Age: 16ish. Never stated.
Height: Unknown - 5'5"-ish?
Weight: Unknown
Medical Info: He's an extended, which means he needs regular... er, therapy. It's hard to explain.
Eyes: Blue/green
Hair: Blue
Physical traits: Nothing really special to note.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: If you say the words MOTHER, MOM, MAMA, MOMMY, or any other variation of the word MOTHER in Auel's presence, you are asking for it. Auel's block word is 'mother'. Hearing it sends him into hysterics. If you want to mess him up bad and say the word offhand, PM me! Either way, if you say it, I WILL be having him flip shit, so. 8D
Abilities: Excellent reflexes, MS piloting. Being an asshat.
Notes for the Psychics: Go for it.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yup, go for it. If you wanna warn me, PM me!
Maim/Murder/Death: Sure. Warn me. 8D
Cooking: HAHAHAHA.

I dropped a percent, woe. owellz.

APP.

Character: Auel Neider
Series: Gundam SEED Destiny
Character Age: Never stated in canon - assumed to be around 16
Canon [minor spoilers ahead]: Auel is a brash, reckless pilot for the Earth Alliance. He is part of a special military group called "Phantom Pain" (along with Sting Oakley and Stellar Loussier), commanded by Neo Lorrnoke.

Each of them has a "block word", which is designed to completely halt whatever they were previously doing; speaking the word causes them to have a sort of large-scale panic attack. Auel's block word is 'mother', and in one episode of GSD he says it himself accidentally, triggering a self-induced panic, in which he falls to the floor in tears. He doesn't get a lot of character development in the series, but what we do see is a kid who's merciless (though perhaps not completely heartless), cocky, and moderately insane.

Sample Post:

You're kidding me, right? Come on. Come on. I black out for god knows how long, only to wake up to this shit? Can someone whack me in the head with a bat or something so I can go back to nothingness? You know you've got yourself a hellhole of a place when your visitors would rather be unconscious than spend their waking moments in your fine establishment.

Okay, uh, my name is Auel Neider and I am here by mistake, so can I get a cab or something? You can even shuttle me into space if you want, I don't give a shit. I'd colonize another planet myself before I took up residence here. 'Fraid I can't tell you much more, because then I'd have to kill you. Which is not to say I won't kill you anyway, just sayin'.

...What? No, it's Auel, not Owl. Yeah, 'hoot hoot', you think I haven't heard that one before? Get away from me before I put a bullet in your ass.

Oh, nice welcoming committee you've got here, by the way. They gave me some piece of shit gun when I got here, as if I didn't already have a much better one on me. And by 'they' I mean, uh, giant purple gorillas. Either I'm frying on mushrooms right now, or whoever set this place up was when they did it. I'm hoping it's the former, because that means I can leave afterwards.

For now, though, I don't really have that option, seeing as there's a giant-ass wall between myself and freedom. If this isn't just a bad trip, it's probably a really bad prank. Yeah, real funny, Neo, you bastard. Do you see me laughing? You're so funny! Haha! Did you bring Sting and Stellar here, too? Or is it just because I'm your favorite that you dropped me here? Man, if I find out this was your doing, I swear to god I'll roast your ass over an open flame, and then feed you to the...uh. Zombies.

Zombies? Oh, this is just rich.

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...or at least, 83% of them.


Character: Auel Neider
Series: Gundam SEED Destiny
Character Age: Never explicitly stated in canon - assumed to be around 16
Canon [minor spoilers ahead]: Auel is a brash, reckless pilot for the Earth Alliance. He is part of a special military group called "Phantom Pain", along with Sting Oakley and Stellar Loussier. The three of them are 'extended' naturals--they were born naturally, but severely conditioned mentally and physically to carry out their duties as soldiers. They are commanded by Neo Lorrnoke, who puts them in strange sleeping chambers that cause them to forget what just happened--for instance, if one of them died, the other two would be conditioned to completely forget about him/her, presumably so it wouldn't lower their efficiency in battle.

Each of them has a "block word", which is designed to completely halt whatever they were previously doing; speaking the word causes them to have a sort of large-scale panic attack. Auel's block word is 'mother', and in one episode of GSD he says it himself accidentally, triggering a self-induced panic, in which he falls to the floor in tears. Despite that fact, he doesn't seem to have a problem with using the others' block words, as he uses Stellar's pretty casually early on in the series (causing her to lose it, of course). He doesn't get a lot of character development in the series, but what we do see is a kid who's merciless (though perhaps not completely heartless), cocky, and moderately insane.

"Camp Fuck You Die", eh? Pssh, what a dump.

What? How did I get here? How the hell should I know? From the looks of the place, I somehow doubt anyone came here because they just felt like a refresing vacation in Swamp Land, so my guess would be that someone abandoned me here. Not sure, though—for some reason I've never had much of a long-term memory...

Oh, and I'm Auel, by the way. Make any bird jokes and I will shoot you in the face. Done it before!

Speaking of, some dude randomly gave me a gun awhile ago. The one perk so far! Though it's not like I didn't have one on me already. But now I have two! Awesome.

Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, a little while ago I was chilling by a tree, and like...a piece of paper fell down next to me. So I picked it up and unfolded it, and guess what it was? Porn! Oh yeah, you heard me! But don't get too excited, because it was squirrel porn. Now there's a mental image I could have gone without. Needless to say, I burned that shit. I dunno if there are squirrels that draw porn, or if squirrel-porn just grows on trees—either way, it's pretty fucked up.

Did I mention there are like, zombies and shit here? Yeah. What the fuck? Is this hell? 'Cause I've only been here for like an hour and I'm already suspecting that it is. It's not like I'm worried about them or anything, since, you know, two guns and all, but damn. And will you jackasses stop giving me kittens, already? Do I look like a kitten sort of guy? Goddamn...

And since we're already talking about zombies, I wonder if there are any ZAFTies here? (Ahaha, you see what I did there? I slay me.) Man, I hope so, 'cause I haven't bitch-slapped someone in at least a couple of days now (again, short-term memory, here). I bet they'd shit a solid-gold brick if they knew I was here!

...What do you mean, they wouldn't? Do you know who I am? Phantom Pain, bitch, that ringing any bells?

...What do you mean no?!

Whatever, things are gonna change around here, starting right now! 'Cause I'm Auel Neider, and I'm one badass motherfucke—

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Motherf—

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...Mommy?!